100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #981

100% PURE LOVE

Crystal Waters

(C. Waters, T. Douglas, T. Davis, J. Steinhour) Mercury 858 667-2

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Chart Entry: 19th June, 1994

Highest Position: #2

Accreditation: Platinum

Points: 103,091

From the album "Storyteller".

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Crystal Waters had made her mark on the worldwide charts in 1991 with "Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)", the song a result of a very impressive demo. Initially employed as an in-house songwriter for Mercury Records, Crystal penned the track for Ultra Nate who would have included it on her debut album, Blue Notes In The Basement, but the accompanying demo recorded by Crystal impressed the producers so that she was soon out of the writers chair and planted behind the microphone. Crystal Waters was now a top priority dance artist.

"Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)" just missed the top ten in Australia, peaking at #11 on the singles charts, but made up for it overseas with a #8 placement on the US Billboard charts and a #2 peak in the UK. The "la da dee, la dee da" refrain and keyboard hook has been sampled frequently, most prominently for T.I.'s "Why You Wanna" in 2006. But as things turn out for most dance artists, a one hit wonder was on the cards for Crystal as "Gypsy Woman" was left without a successful follow-up.

Of course, the story doesn't end there as Crystal Waters made an unexpected comeback in 1994 with "100% Pure Love", timed perfectly for the emerging club scene that saw Eurodance dominate the charts. The vocals were weak, the beat disjointed, the lyrics of no significance, but it all came together to provide one of the brighter moments of pop during the year. Attitude is everything and Crystal new how to deliver it.

It was Australia this time around carrying Crystal's success for "100% Pure Love". We sent her to #2 making the single the 11th biggest seller of the year. The US just missed giving her a second top ten hit when "100% Pure Love" stalled at #11, but a lengthy 45 week chart run ensured the singles' overall success. At the time it was one of the longest chart runs ever helping Crystal to the Top Selling Hot Dance Music Club Play Single category at the 1994 Billboard Awards.

Continued mainstream success was a little hard for Crystal Waters after "100% Pure Love", her two hit singles all that could be shown for her Australian chart account in the Top 100. The same could be said in the US with just a couple of minor hits added to her resume, but the US Dance charts kept her alive with another three #1's added to the three she had already clocked up, "100% Pure Love" included. Crystal kept relevant on the dance scene during the 2000's by providing vocals for Dutch's "My Time" (2003, #18) and Alex Gaudino's "Destination Calabria" (2007, #3), so there's everything chance that Crystal will return with yet another comeback hit.

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Chart Run: 60.40.24.15.3.3.2.3.3.3.3.3.4.7.10.11.15.21.28.41.54.70 (22 weeks)

(ARIA Top 100)

Too Young To Be Married - The Hollies

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #982

TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED

The Hollies

(T. Hicks) Parlophone A 9406

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Chart Entry: 29th May, 1971

Highest Position: #1

Points: 103,041

From the album

"Confessions Of The Mind".

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The British domination of America during the mid-60's could not be done by The Beatles alone. They needed a sidekick and it came in the form of The Hollies who mirrored much of The Beatles' style and set up. Both bands debuted around the same time, both lost a valuable member towards the end of the decade, and both enjoyed success all over the world. What sets them apart, is their longevity, as The Hollies are one of only three British groups from the early 60's to be performing today.

Throughout the 60's, The Hollies provided the charts with plenty of pop treats that saw them hit the UK top ten 15 times during the decade, two more added to that tally by the mid-70's. Australia gave the band five top tens during the 60's, denying them a #1 hit during that time. But the 70's proved to be a popular time after being freed of The Beatles reign, and finally The Hollies scored themselves an unlikely #1 with "Too Young To Be Married".

Confessions Of The Mind was the first album released after The Hollies' key member, Graham Nash left to pursue his career with Crosby, Stills & Nash. It was also a chance to recover from a critical blast that saw their previous albums falter in the charts. It was less experimental, trading in the sitar for a beautiful string section which featured on "Too Young To Be Married". The seemingly straight forward approach to the album has seen many of its tracks rate among The Hollies' best.

"Too Young To Be Married" was pure schmaltz, a man and a woman who battle the everyday struggles of domestic life. At first they're happy, in love, and content in the things that usually annoy us. Despite pressure from their family who think they are "too young to be married", the happy couple make things work. By the end of the song, the cracks start to show as the wife is trapped in the same routine that she was promised to be free from years ago. Those words keep repeating in her head, "too young to be married", and so now her married has become an empty promise to keep so as to not prove her doubters right.

"Too Young To Be Married" was only released as a single in Australia, and if that success was anything to go by, there may have been a huge worldwide hit waiting in the wings. It wasn't to be, but there was still plenty more to come from the band, The Hollies almost adding two more #1's to their Australian total when 1972's "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" and 1974's "The Air That I Breathe" peaked at #2 on the Go-Set charts. Both were among the bands biggest hits in America but unfortunately both also signaled the end of their chart reign, conditioned to minor hits from then on.

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Chart Run: 60.18.9.1.1.1.2.2.2.2.4.11.16.23.30.30.33 (22 weeks in Top 100)

(Go-Set Charts)

If Tomorrow Never Comes - Ronan Keating

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #983

IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES

Ronan Keating

(G. Brooks, K. Blazy) Polydor 570 719-2

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Chart Entry: 6th May, 2002

Highest Position: #3

Accreditation: Platinum

Points: 102,957

From the album "Destination".

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Garth Brooks never had much luck on the Australia singles charts as he struggled to find success with a hit single during his reign as the premier Country music star of the 90's. Just two releases found their way into the ARIA Top 100 during 1994, "Standing Outside The Fire" (#45) and "One Day A Night" (#35). So when Ronan Keating decided to open his second album account with a cover of Garth's very first US Country #1, "If Tomorrow Never Comes", he was able to save some face in this country for Garth.

"If Tomorrow Never Comes" was the first of 19 US Billboard Country #1's, taken from Garth's debut self-titled album which sold more than 10 million copies in the US, giving him a rare Diamond accreditation. It kicked off a sales boom for Country music that lead to Garth being named the biggest selling albums artist since 1991! Ronan Keating had plenty of hits experience in Australia, scoring top tens both as a solo artist and with his former band, Boyzone. "If Tomorrow Never Comes" gave the Irish singer his third #1 single in the UK, also helping the Destination album reach the top spot as one million copies were eventually shipped inside Europe alone.

Despite Garth's 90's success, it would be 1989's "If Tomorrow Never Comes" that would remain his signature song. He shipped the idea for the track around constantly to find a songwriter who could give it that final polish. Enter Kent Blazy who immediately connected with Garth, and continued to provide hits for the Country superstar, writing at least one track for each of Garth's albums, bar one.

Had it not been for "When You Say Nothing At All", this hit would have provided that same signature song for Ronan Keating, but his Notting Hill track is a hard one to rise above. Nevertheless, "If Tomorrow Never Comes" set a tone for Destination that saw three Country covers released as singles. OK, so his hit duet with Lulu, "We've Got Tonight", is technically a Bob Seger remake, but Kenny Rogers did release his own cover. And then it gets tricky. Fourth single, "The Long Goodbye" was written by Ronan and fellow Irishman, Paul Brady a couple of years prior to his Destination success. In the time between, Country music duo, Brooks & Dunn scored a US Country #1 with their version, Ronan re-claiming the track in 2003 when it hit #3 in the UK.

Ronan Keating's version of "If Tomorrow Never Comes" has prompted many international music lovers to discover how magical Garth Brooks' version is, many converting back to the original as their version of choice. While this may be true, Ronan can be satisfied that his is the version that opened the door to Garth's music outside America.

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Chart Run: 13.9.6.3.3.5.4.6.7.9.13.14.12.17.15.20.20.21.36.45.55.67.81.89.--.100

(25 weeks) (ARIA Top 100)

Key Largo - Bertie Higgins

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #984

KEY LARGO

Bertie Higgins

(B. Higgins, S. Limbo) Epic ES 726

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Chart Entry: 12th April, 1982

Highest Position: #2

Points: 102,915

From the album

"Just Another Day In Paradise".

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In a similar vein to The Clash's "The Right Profile" and Kim Carnes' "Bette Davis Eyes", Bertie Higgins brought the legendary Humphrey Bogart to the radio with a homage to the actor. Who cares if he mixed up his movie quotes and re-wrote some of the movie scenes, "Key Largo" struck a chord with the public, sending it to #2 on the Australian charts in what would be Bertie's only chart appearance.

Key Largo was released in 1948, pairing Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall for the fourth and final time. The married couple were one of the most glamourous and popular couples in Hollywood, and relatively happy despite their differences - Lauren loved the nightlife, Humphrey liked to stay home. The film was more a thriller than a love story, but Humphrey and Lauren still shine as they battle not only a nervous group of gangsters, but a raging hurricane.

"Key Largo" was a love song, but there was criticism that Bertie had all his Bogarts mixed up. The lines "Here's looking at you kid" and "Please say you will, play it again" were obviously lifted from Humphrey's most famous movie, Casablanca, but "Key Largo" was not meant to be a re-creation of the film, rather a reminiscence of times spent watching old movies with his loved one. However, there were still errors that could legitimately be pointed out. There was no "sailing away to Key Largo" as Humphrey rocked up on a bus to pay his respects to the family of his dead friend. Lauren played the widow who was already at the hotel owned by her father-in-law. Furthermore, while in real life Humphrey was an avid sailor, Lauren couldn't stand the ocean as she suffered from seasickness.

Casablanca was relegated to supporting duties on "Key Largo", but Bertie provided its own song on his album, Just Another Day In Paradise. The song "Casablanca" was quickly recorded by Japanese singer, Hiromi Go, his version reaching #2 on the Japanese Oricon charts, selling over half a million copies in the country. Just Another Day In Paradise rode those coattails as it hit #4 in Japan, becoming the second biggest selling album of the year by a Western artist.

"Key Largo" was a US #1 Adult Contemporary hit, reaching #8 on the Billboard Hot 100, but the UK turned their backs on the single, placing it at #60 at its peak. Australia gave the single its best chart performance, but Bertie's follow-up was nowhere to be seen. His albums' title track, "Just Another Day In Paradise" failed to make any impression, bar a #46 placing in the US before disappearing from the charts forever. There has been another four albums released over the years, but these days Bertie, himself, is involved in the film industry, acting, producing and writing his own scripts with son, Julian.

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Chart Run: 95.83.58.47.36.23.11.9.4.3.3.2.3.3.2.4.7.7.10.15.23.37.50.72.84

(25 weeks) (Australian Music Report)

Push - Matchbox 20

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #985

PUSH

Matchbox 20

(R. Thomas, M. Serletic) Atlantic / Lava AT0021CD

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Chart Entry: 21st September, 1997

Highest Position: #8

Accreditation: Platinum

Points: 102,907

From the album

"Yourself Or Someone Like You".

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Back when the Matchbox guys were "20" rather than "Twenty", success took its time for the Florida outfit, having to wait a year after the release of Yourself Or Someone Like You to finally see some chart action. Their first release, "Long Day" was a credible success on US radio, opening the door for the follow-up, "Push" which officially saw the arrival of one of the most successful bands of the last couple of decades. If "Long Day" suggested Matchbox 20's wait for success, then "Push" did exactly that, up the charts.

Pop ruled the charts in 1997, as groups such as Spice Girls, Aqua and Backstreet Boys coloured the charts in a way that hadn't been seen since the 80's. Not that they didn't provide some of the finest moments in pop history, but there was definitely a hole in the market for some gutsy mainstream rock, and Matchbox 20 had just the album waiting in the wings. "Push" still had to play second fiddle to pop in the Australian singles charts, not able to rise above #8 on the ARIA charts, but with almost half of its 36 week chart run within the Top 20, there was enough long-lasting success to put it amongst some of the biggest singles of all time.

The tables turned in 1998. On the ARIA End Of Year Albums chart, the Spice Girls provided us with the ninth biggest album of the year with Spiceworld. Backstreet Boys took out fourth spot for Backstreet's Back while Aqua's Aquarium surprised everyone by ending the year as the second biggest selling album of 1998. At the top? Matchbox 20's Yourself Or Someone Like You, accredited 9xPlatinum in Australia, and selling over 10 million copies worldwide to be awarded the rare Diamond Award.

With all this success coming Matchbox 20's way, there had to be some catch, and the controversies came their way via some feminist groups who slammed "Push" for its seemingly sexist lyrics suggesting violence towards women. Matchbox 20 frontman, Rob Thomas, explained that the song was more than its chorus, and further understanding in the verses revealed the violence was emotional rather than physical, inflicted on the male figure in the song rather than the female. And Rob would know, he wrote the song about his own failed relationship, losing most of his clothes in the break-up when they were "donated" to charity by his future ex-girlfriend.

Matchbox 20 never repeated the success of Yourself Or Someone Like You, but with all their albums managing at least a triple Platinum accreditation in Australia, they haven't exactly failed either. For a good while it seemed "Push" would be as good as it got for the band on the singles charts, but 2007's "How Far We've Come" from the greatest hits package, Exile On Mainstream, broke the spell, climbing one place higher in the charts, and is still to come in this list.

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Chart Entry: 81.75.57.49.33.25.17.11.17.11.11.8.9.9.8.10.9.12.12.14.14.15.17.21.

24.28.35.35.40.45.53.51.56.53.81.94 (36 weeks)

(ARIA Top 100)

The Morning After - Maureen McGovern

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #986

THE MORNING AFTER

Maureen McGovern

(J. Hirschhorn, A. Kasha) 20th Century-Fox TK 4985

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Chart Entry: 12th May, 1973

Highest Position: #2

Points: 102,724

From the soundtrack album

"The Poseidon Adventure".

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The mother of all 70's disaster movies gave Maureen McGovern a chance to hang up her secretary gloves and briefly become the darling of Oscar's Best Song award. The Poseidon Adventure was undoubtedly the biggest movie of 1973, doubling the earnings of Deliverance, the second biggest for the year. By the end of 1974, The Poseidon Adventure was among the six biggest movies of all time, a list including Gone With The Wind, The Sound Of Music, The Godfather, Love Story, and the disaster movie that started the 70's trend off, Airport. So any song featured in a film that big was certain to be a success.

"The Morning After" featured in the films opening scenes as passengers on the SS Poseidon prepared themselves for a New Years party they would never forget. Carol Lynley played the ships' resident singer, Nonnie Parry, who performed "The Morning After" as part of the nights entertainment. Of course, it was lip-synced by Carol, Renee Armand providing the actual vocals for the film version. Nonnie survived two hours of life threatening obstacles to be one of the six survivors of the tidal wave disaster.

20th Century Records boss, Russ Regan was shopping around for a vocalist to bring "The Morning After" to the singles market. Barbra Streisand was the obvious choice at the time, but she was too busy with her own projects to even consider the offer. The answer to his woes had already been provided months before when a secretary and part-time Folk singer, Maureen McGovern gave him a demo tape of a few songs she had recorded. After fishing out the tape again, Russ had no hesitation to hire Maureen to record the song, despite not even knowing what she looked like.

Maureen McGovern had recorded and released "The Morning After" during The Poseidon Adventure's run at the box office, but still the single went unnoticed as far as the charts were concerned. A Best Song win at the 1973 Oscar's hurtled "The Morning After" to the top of the US Billboard charts, and almost repeated the success on the Australian Go-Set charts, stalling at #2. The timing of her success was perfect, counter balancing her own personal problems including a divorce and the news of her mothers' diagnosis with colon cancer. While "The Morning After" has been labelled a "generic song of hope", it has its believers, Maureen finding strength from hundreds of letters describing her fans' own problems, and news that her song has helped them cope with their misfortunes.

Maureen continued her Oscars success two years later when the theme from another disaster movie, The Towering Inferno, took out the Best Song prize for "We May Never Love Like This Again". The single was released to include "Wherever Love Takes Me" from the British disaster film, Gold, a song also nominated for the same award. While the US largely ignored the release, Australia remained faithful enough the give Maureen another Top 5 hit. Maureen later released "Can You Read My Mind" from the 1978 film, Superman. Maureen McGovern was certainly the figure of hope in a world of disaster.

Maureen's chart success subsided after the 70's, but she has achieved critical success over the years, including a couple of Grammy nominations towards the end of the 90's. 2008 saw her release an album of covers called The Long And Winding Road, a collection that she currently tours with since its release. Oh, and Maureen was able to turn the tables on those disaster movies she became so associated with. She played the hilarious singing nun in 1980's disaster spoof, Flying High.

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Chart Run: 27.21.17.11.8.5.4.3.2.4.5.5.6.7.8.13.19 (26 weeks in Top 100)

(Go-Set Charts)

Little Boy Lost - Johnny Ashcroft

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #987

LITTLE BOY LOST

Johnny Ashcroft

(J. Ashcroft, T. Withers) Columbia 45-DO 4128

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Chart Entry: 26th March, 1960

Highest Position: #3

Points: 102,722

From the album "Mostly Folk".

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In February 1960, Australia was at a stand still as the biggest land and air search took place to find four year old Steven Walls who went missing in the New England Ranges of New South Wales. Some five thousand people and seven aircraft took part in the operation lead by Aboriginal tracker, William Stanley. He quickly became known as the "little boy lost", losing the tag four days later when he was found alive and well.

Johnny Ashcroft had been active in the music industry for a few years by the time news of the missing boy came to light, and soon his composition detailing the event and honouring the help made its way towards the top of the charts, eventually landing at #3. It became one of the biggest Australian hits of the time, and made waves worldwide via a TV performance that was distributed as the songs film clip. At a time when singles went unaccompanied by their visual counterpart, Johnny Ashcroft became an unlikely pioneer of the format, continuing to provide clips for his music.

With a lengthy run in the Australian top ten, "Little Boy Lost" was awarded the first Australian Gold Record accreditation, a feat repeated in New Zealand, all without the aid of hitting the top of the charts. Its worldwide appeal saw many artists cover the track including Jimmy Dean, Michael Holliday, Jimmy Little and Slim Dusty. Johnny re-recorded the track himself in 1978 as part of the soundtrack for the film version of the incident. Little Boy Lost premiered in Armidale close to the area where Steven was lost and received a German Catholic Award for decency.

The connotations associated with "Little Boy Lost" didn't work well for Johnny later in 1960 when a Sydney schoolboy, Graham Thorne, was kidnapped, later found murdered. It was a little too close to home for family and friends involved, so Johnny personally moved to have all airplay of his hit abandoned in what would the only such incidence where an artist stopped their own singles' success.

Johnny Ashcroft continued to record and perform for years after the success of "Little Boy Lost", but unfortunately he found it hard to keep his chart success alive. After a couple of minor hits, "The Girl Behind The Bar" would be the best he could do when it hit #31 in 1962, another track accompanied by a film clip. But Johnny was indeed a legend and pioneer of Australian music and awarded the Medal of the Order Of Australia in 1990.

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Chart Run: 20.14.10.7.4.4.3.7.6.5.6.10.10.13.14.17.19 (28 weeks in Top 100)

(Kent Top 20)

The Long And Winding Road - The Beatles

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #988

THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD

The Beatles

(J. Lennon, P. McCartney) Apple A 9163

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Chart Entry: 4th July, 1970

Highest Position: #6

Points: 102,718

From the album "Let It Be".

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All good things come to an end, and with the release of "The Long And Winding Road" came the end of The Beatles, the most successful recording act in history. It was not a happy ending, tensions in the band causing much of their later work to be handled by various producers rather than The Beatles themselves. Phil Spector took control of the Let It Be album, including this track where most of The Beatles' instrumentation made way for his "wall of sound" of orchestral instruments. Because of this, only John Lennon and Paul McCartney remain in the final recording of the song, John featuring on bass guitar in his only Beatles recording in that role.

While not present in the final mix, George Harrison sided with John in favour of Phil Spector's treatment of "The Long And Winding Road", however, it was totally different to Paul McCartney's initial vision, later stating that he hated what Phil had done to the song. The band was sent into further turmoil as a result, unable to save themselves as impending solo careers took over the bands' unity. Paul took his grudge to the courts, citing Phil's treatment of the song as one of the six reasons that broke up The Beatles. But Spector was put in a very awkward position, John Lennon later stating, "Phil was given the shittiest load of badly recorded shit with a lousy feeling to it, and he made something of it." George and John further championed the producer by employing Phil to oversee their next solo efforts.

Paul McCartney wrote "The Long And Winding Road" in Scotland, the relaxing landscape and beauty a great inspiration for him. He had Ray Charles in mind for the song, but it was finally offered to Tom Jones upon completion with the proviso that it would be released as his next single. Tom already had "Delilah" slated for release, so politely declined, a decision he regretted for years after. If "The Long And Winding Road" was going to be put on vinyl, then it looked like The Beatles would have to do it themselves, but there has been no shortage of covers since its release, many artists taking up the chance to record the now classic, including Tony Bennett, Barry Manilow, Diana Ross, George Michael and Olivia Newton-John.

It's comes as no surprise that Paul McCartney halted the release of "The Long And Winding Road" in the UK, but even he couldn't stop a single making its way onto the American market where it spent two weeks at the top of the Billboard charts. It Australia, the single failed to reached the Top 5, something of a rare Beatles occurrence, previously seeing the Eight Days A Week EP reach #84 in 1965. It also halted an eight straight #1 run for the group, but there was still a "long and winding" 12 week stay in the Go-Set Top 10 that ensured "The Long And Winding Road" would still be included as one of the most successful singles of all time.

Paul McCartney's original imagining of "The Long And Winding Road" finally saw the light of day in 2003 via the Let It Be...Naked project. It was Let It Be without Spector and his "wall of sound" which has caused division among critics since its 1970 release. Void of the lush instrumentation and choral overdubs, the track is as close to the original Beatles recording as it has ever been, also closely resembling the version appearing in the 1970 Oscar winning film, Let It Be.

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Chart Run:24.17.14.13.9.9.9.10.8.6.7.6.8.10.10.10.14.16.22.27.29.35

(23 weeks in Top 100) (Go-Set Charts)

Not Fair - Lily Allen

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #989

NOT FAIR

Lily Allen

(L. Allen) Parlophone 9641472

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Chart Entry: 6th April, 2009

Highest Position: #3

Accreditation: Platinum

Points: 102,659

From the album "It's Not Me, It's You".

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With chickens, cows, and a banjo, Lily Allen set the Country music movement back forty years to a time when it was all about...err, the country. With "Not Fair", she could have easily continued the current "sexy" trend championed by Shania Twain and LeAnn Rimes, but an unflattering white jumpsuit ensured it was all about the music and not the image.

Lily Allen's second release from her Australian #1 album, It's Not Me, It's You, matched the #3 peak of her previous single, "The Fear", helping the album to an eventual 4xPlatinum accreditation. "Not Fair" would also give Lily her best placing to date on the famed JJJ Hottest 100, coming in at #8 on the 2009 list, quite possibly the highest position any "Country" song has reached.

Back to Lily's Country inspiration for "Not Fair", the video clip was introduced by Porter Wagner, using real footage from his 60's television series for a mock Porter Wagner Show performance. Porter was most famous for introducing the world to Dolly Parton, and collaborated on many albums with her, but for this show, it was time for a "purty little lady to come forth with a real purty song". There was no special effects in the clip, nothing special at all actually, just Miss Lily Allen and a farmyard of animals. The whole clip was even shot of video tape to ensure the authentic Porter Wagner experience.

"Not Fair" had an entirely different subject matter to the "innocence" of the video shoot and instrumentation. The song tells of how Lily's new found love is perfect in every way, but when it comes to the bedroom, therein lies the imperfection. His laziness and selfish nature truly shines and leaves poor Lily unsatisfied where it really counts.

In a similar but twisted vein to Carly Simon's "You're So Vain", Lily revealed in an interview that "Not Fair" was certainly about a specific person, but "the person in question is far too arrogant to even consider that it might be about him". She even went as far to play him the song and still the thought never crossed his mind. While that put Lily in a powerful position as a woman, it also hindered her ability to muster any interest in other men, fearing they would become the subject of a future Lily Allen single. In a later interview, Lily stated she regretted writing the song.

Regret or not, "Not Fair" spent an extra two months in the Australian Top 100 than "The Fear", making it her most successful single in this country. It also highlighted an emerging artist not afraid of blurring extreme genres to create something truly different, and more importantly, making it work. Let's make her welcome, indeed, Miss Lily Allen!

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Chart Run: 69.36.22.19.15.13.7.4.5.6.3.4.4.9.12.9.17.18.28.37.32.39.48.45.54.59.

67.72.84.83.95.99.96.96.95.97.86.--.97.77.55.84.81.78.92 (44 weeks)

(ARIA Top 100)

Most Girls - P!nk

ALL TIME GREATEST SINGLES - #990

MOST GIRLS

P!nk

(D. Thomas, Babyface) Arista 74321 79201 2

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Chart Entry: 4th September, 2000

Highest Position: #1

Accreditation: Platinum

Points: 102,645

From the album "Can't Take Me Home".

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The new hero of female pop flexed her muscles nice and early in her career, following her #2 debut, "There You Go" with the #1 Australian hit, "Most Girls". It was as if a higher power was showing us the past and future all at once when P!nk broke up a power struggle between the two biggest female artists of all time, Madonna and Kylie Minogue, who were swapping the top position almost weekly with "Music" and "On A Night Like This". This little seven week period of the charts in 2000 highlighted the three biggest female artists of all time in the Australian charts.

At just 15 years old, Alecia Moore, better known as her nickname "Pink", joined R&B girl group, Choice. They were picked up by LaFace Records, a joint venture of L.A. Reid and Babyface, and soon a record deal was sealed including a debut album all ready to go. That album never saw an official release, but there is a Choice moment on the soundtrack for Shaquille O'Neal's 1996 film, Kazaam.

Choice disbanded in 1998, but P!nk continued her association with LaFace, Babyface producing most of her debut album, Can't Take Me Home. Of course, this meant that P!nk was also associated with the R&B genre, nestling alongside Destiny's Child and *NSync as her contemporaries, and finding herself opening concerts for the latter of the two.

"Most Girls" itself fitted snuggly alongside any on the R&B releases at the time. The disjointed beat and sparse instrumentation typical of the style. There were signs that the attitude was there, but P!nk hadn't been fully "dissed" just yet, and was still looking for a man to offer her "real love". The video clip segued from "There You Go", changing its tune slightly from the motorcycle babe of the first to a leather clad warehouse boxer in the second. She was knocking out the weaker female opponents then just as she is now on the charts. In the end, P!nk finds her "real love" with a very handsome man in true "happy ending" style. Ah, R&B.

P!nk admitted that the two year period it took to record and promote Can't Take Me Home trapped her as an artist, unable to express her real musical influences. Despite her co-writing seven tracks, there's hardly a shred of evidence that the P!nk we now know had anything to do with the album. But we all have to make a start somewhere, and Can't Take Me Home still gave her estimated worldwide sales of 5 million copies, an amazing effort given the fact that the album only ever reached the top ten in Australia alone, and that was at #10.

P!nk's success in Australia has never declined. Her frequent trips to our shores are reward for our devotion to her right from the start. Apart from Can't Take Me Home finding its highest positioning on the Australian charts, we were also the only country to place any of the albums' releases at the top. Her collaboration on "Lady Marmalade" aside, it took a second album for the UK to honour her with a #1 single, 2002's "Just Like A Pill", and an amazing five album wait for 2008's "So What" to finally give her a US Billboard #1.

"Most Girls" was the first of five #1 singles in Australia, her biggest tally in a single country, and one of eighteen top ten hits, making her Greatest Hits...So Far!!! set packed full of hits. Unfortunately, unlike Madonna and Kylie, P!nk seems to be a little embarrassed by her earlier works, leaving them out of her concerts. "Most Girls", unlike "Holiday" and "I Should Be So Lucky", hasn't been part of a P!nk show since 2004, and so becomes one of those forgotten hits in the P!nk catalogue.

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Chart Run: 21.9.7.2.1.2.2.2.8.8.10.11.16.21.23.29.40.39.51.56.89.89 (22 weeks)

(ARIA Top 100)